This is not one of those Fridays.
We leave tomorrow for Santa Cruz--one whole week of beach, good food, and room service. And since we've been living in Sacramento since last August, the beach sounds like a dream come true. It's been way too long since I've seen the ocean.
The only stressful part about this beach vacation is the impending doom that is going out in a bathing suit. I know my thighs are nowhere near ready for that business. When I even start to think about walking around in my bikini, the chemicals in my brain decide to jump off what I can only assume is the cliff inside my brain and I spend the next three hours crying with shame and disappointment.
Put me down for two churros. One for my boyfriend and one for my infinitely decreasing self-esteem. |
And that leads to odd, and humiliating, outfit decisions.
Are those clogs? |
Until the aforementioned realization, I am blissfully unaware of my awkward appearance. In fact, I feel like a movie star.
Movie stars get away with wearing weird stuff all the time! They even get away with wearing nothing at all! |
Well, fuck. |
Because of this cycle I've decided to make peace with my body. All parts of it.
I heart cellulite. |
Here I come, Santa Cruz!
Happy Friday!
-Brit
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